We used protection
And none yo business
John is the boy who likes it when i call him Daddy and he’s the guy i lost my virginity to on saturday
renee-twin not the guy who did the thing to me.
Different guy i was supposed to go on a date with this friday but we pulled it back
This should worry you. This fight is far from over, we can’t start strong and simply not finish
I volunteered at an animal shelter yesterday and while I was hosing down the dozenth dirty dog kennel I thought to myself “why am I doing this without pay again?” and then I walked into the room with like 15 kittens in it and they all started meowing at me and I was like, yes, that’s why
Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you
I don’t know, because olives are fucking amazing and taste like how love should. Are you okay, do you need me to call someone to help you with your olive issues?