ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

  • hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • well well well, someones looking desperate!
  • man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
  • [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
  • pain is hilarious!
  • boy these arms are durable
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i feel really gross and shitty and i just want to give up on school and people

but i also really like this guy and he’s one of the members in isaac’s band and it would be totally plausible but i have NO idea how to go about any of this and it seems like he likes me too soooooo 

*sigh*

give me advice 

but not on here bc i wont have access to tumblr in about 5 minutes

so text me? (480.235.1164)

i’ll love you forever

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  • #personal #crush #why am i attracted to my brothers friend #?!?!?!?!?
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ive actually been really happy lately and now im getting a bunch of grief from her and its pissing me off bc i dont deserve this shit. 

i know that i deserve a hell of a lot better and that my happiness is important too

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  • #personal #stressed
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dannydino11:

This whole website seems to be heartbroken and horny.

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abbygubler:

uglyfuckboy:

Does anyone remember when the reblog, like, and comment button were at the top because I’ve been using this for 4 years and don’t remember

or when everytime u reblogged something it would take you to another page instead of popping up 

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eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

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bombing:

the skeleton war is not some shitty meme to be tossed around. bones are on the line and i won’t allow a bunch of assholes with internet connections to turn it into a joke. give it back you fuckers

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oh-godamnit-toki:

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called disappointing ur mother

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ahsconfessions:

Get your freak on

A wonderful message from the ever so serious, Evan Peters. 

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